1 00:00:01,119 --> 00:00:04,240 Previously on Vanderpump Rules, let's give it a try. 2 00:00:04,540 --> 00:00:07,840 Thank you so much. All right. She's a new girl. I'll be next year. I'm going 3 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:08,779 sleep with her, probably. 4 00:00:08,780 --> 00:00:12,040 I'm telling you, stay well away from Mr. Jack Taylor. 5 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:13,600 I know. That's what everyone has said. 6 00:00:16,180 --> 00:00:19,520 It's been difficult for me to give Sir as much attention because of Pump. 7 00:00:20,460 --> 00:00:22,500 Wow, it's not as crazy here. 8 00:00:22,900 --> 00:00:23,900 This is good. 9 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:28,340 third or fourth time picking up your old belongings from Tom's apartment? When's 10 00:00:28,340 --> 00:00:29,279 this going to bloody stop? 11 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:33,540 Why do you just treat me like shit? I just don't want to be around you, 12 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:38,340 I would love nothing more than for Tom to rail a girl right in front of her. 13 00:00:39,140 --> 00:00:40,140 How do you know? 14 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:44,020 friends like this that say this kind of stuff about you. I don't want these 15 00:00:44,020 --> 00:00:47,640 people in my life. Where's your leash? Is Stassi here? Shut up, Jack. 16 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:48,459 I hate you. 17 00:00:48,460 --> 00:00:52,980 I hate you more than life. Go cry some more. Why do we keep talking about Jax? 18 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:56,960 Because he did something terrible to her. He should be exiled. 19 00:01:23,730 --> 00:01:28,410 Sexy women getting dressed too Yep, she like those finer things Chanel, Gucci, 20 00:01:28,570 --> 00:01:32,870 Prada things Anything that dollar brings City of dreams, we live it up 21 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:46,340 with a balsamic reduction. 22 00:01:46,740 --> 00:01:48,740 What do you think we should take off if we put this on? 23 00:01:48,980 --> 00:01:49,980 The octane suave. 24 00:01:50,260 --> 00:01:51,219 Suave, really? 25 00:01:51,220 --> 00:01:53,020 Yeah. Well, let's see how many it's done in. 26 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:56,220 Okay. I still want to keep the crispy rice cakes. 27 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:57,339 Of course. 28 00:01:57,340 --> 00:02:00,080 I'm sorry, I've really dropped the ball lately because I've been at pump so 29 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:01,860 much. Yeah. But now I'm back. 30 00:02:02,140 --> 00:02:06,180 All right, thanks, Matthew. I think now that I've got pump open, I need to 31 00:02:06,180 --> 00:02:09,759 redirect my energy and I need to get my eye back on Sir and Villa Blanca. 32 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:13,960 I know that it's not going to be as good as when I'm there, and that's not my 33 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:15,880 ego talking. That's me being realistic. 34 00:02:16,620 --> 00:02:17,980 What are you doing here? 35 00:02:18,220 --> 00:02:22,260 What are you doing here? Because I kind of work here. What are you doing here? I 36 00:02:22,260 --> 00:02:25,480 had a doctor's appointment down the street, a checkup on my nose, and I 37 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:28,040 I'd stop in here and have lunch and think of the employee discount. How are 38 00:02:28,540 --> 00:02:33,860 Just exhausted. I mean, I've been doing pump like 99 miles an hour, and then now 39 00:02:33,860 --> 00:02:37,120 I can finally get back here. All right, sir, we're slow. I have not. 40 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:40,520 You know your new girl, Vale. 41 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:43,660 Yes. She's really nice. She's too nice for you. 42 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:45,080 Is it the uniform? 43 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:47,580 Is that why everyone's shirt is so low? 44 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:51,800 I need to pay the bills. Women like when it's all like this. I get it. Welcome 45 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:52,800 to Sir. 46 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:56,480 Leave her alone. Leave her alone. I'm trying to get her pants right. 47 00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:01,160 Jax. Yeah? I know what you're up to. Stop it. I'm not up to anything. 48 00:03:01,820 --> 00:03:05,120 I don't care who Jack's bloody sleeps with, as long as it's not another girl. 49 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:07,820 Sir, I don't need any more tears at dinner, Ash. 50 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:09,140 I'll see you later tonight, then? 51 00:03:09,340 --> 00:03:12,160 Yeah, you're going to make sure that you're behind the bar and not outside 52 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:13,920 back gossiping. That's why you want to know, right? 53 00:03:31,370 --> 00:03:32,370 Oh, gee. 54 00:03:32,630 --> 00:03:33,830 How are you, buddy? Good, dude. 55 00:03:35,090 --> 00:03:36,090 Hi, 56 00:03:36,630 --> 00:03:37,630 darling. Hi. 57 00:03:37,690 --> 00:03:38,690 Cross kisses. 58 00:03:40,250 --> 00:03:41,370 Okay, we're going to go order. 59 00:03:41,810 --> 00:03:43,390 Okay. We'll be right back. 60 00:03:43,650 --> 00:03:44,950 Okay. BRB. We'll be here. 61 00:03:45,730 --> 00:03:49,650 You know, today I just want to quickly mention where we stand with our Miami 62 00:03:49,650 --> 00:03:51,830 thing. Because right now this is all a little childish. Either you want us 63 00:03:51,830 --> 00:03:52,830 or you don't want us there. 64 00:03:53,270 --> 00:03:55,950 Exactly. It's like, well, how about you make the decision? 65 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:58,670 Right. Be grown -ups and, you know. Your party. 66 00:03:59,100 --> 00:04:02,620 Sheena and Shay are having this joint bachelor -bachelorette party in Miami. 67 00:04:03,340 --> 00:04:07,020 James and I were invited, of course, and when everything went down at Sheena's 68 00:04:07,020 --> 00:04:08,600 birthday party... Who's that? 69 00:04:08,980 --> 00:04:09,980 Stop! 70 00:04:10,540 --> 00:04:11,540 No! 71 00:04:12,140 --> 00:04:15,520 Why is my book open right now? 72 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:18,560 And we were sort of uninvited. 73 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:20,220 It makes no sense. 74 00:04:22,079 --> 00:04:23,039 Hi, guys. 75 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:25,400 Hi. Hopefully this helps my hangover. 76 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:26,559 What'd you get? 77 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:27,560 Uh, cider. 78 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:29,839 Oh, sweet. 79 00:04:29,840 --> 00:04:30,840 Oh, thank you. 80 00:04:31,020 --> 00:04:33,060 So good. I'm jealous. Have some. 81 00:04:34,140 --> 00:04:35,140 I'm not going to eat this whole thing. 82 00:04:36,900 --> 00:04:37,940 How's the track coming along? 83 00:04:39,100 --> 00:04:43,140 Brilliant. I'm really excited about it. I think we should come over to my house 84 00:04:43,140 --> 00:04:44,900 and we'll just rehearse it a bunch of times. 85 00:04:45,220 --> 00:04:48,880 Sheena reached out to me. She wanted me to work on a new song. I could probably 86 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:52,520 make a beat in a day. I'm not going to say no to Sheena and Shay when... 87 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:55,960 They're going to have to go out of pocket paying some producer that's 88 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:59,100 going to do a horrible job like they did on their last two songs. I want to 89 00:04:59,100 --> 00:05:01,280 record it next week if we can before Miami. 90 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:04,480 That's another thing. What's going on with that, guys? Dude, I don't even 91 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:09,520 She constantly takes advantage of me. When Sheena needs me, I'm there for her. 92 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:12,880 When Sheena needs my boyfriend to produce a track, she's my best friend. 93 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:17,260 But she also has the audacity to say, you know, maybe you can't come to Miami, 94 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:18,329 Kristen. 95 00:05:18,330 --> 00:05:20,970 I don't want to make it, like, the biggest thing in the world. Obviously, 96 00:05:20,970 --> 00:05:23,910 going to be best mates for a long path, Miami. 97 00:05:24,190 --> 00:05:28,550 I just was saying to you, I don't think you would want to come. I think you will 98 00:05:28,550 --> 00:05:30,690 be very uncomfortable in several situations. 99 00:05:31,430 --> 00:05:33,970 That was my issue. You can just ignore everybody and hang out with me. 100 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:36,910 My bridesmaids. 101 00:05:37,610 --> 00:05:39,530 Kristen is a loose cannon. 102 00:05:39,730 --> 00:05:44,010 I want her to be smart enough to know if no one else wants me there, maybe I 103 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:46,470 shouldn't go. But that's not how Kristen's mind works. 104 00:05:46,940 --> 00:05:50,400 At the end of the day, it's you guys' decision, really, on who you invite and 105 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:51,720 who you don't. Yeah, okay. 106 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:53,120 You know? 107 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:56,160 So, did we decide that we're going to Miami now or no? 108 00:05:58,080 --> 00:05:59,900 Yeah. Yeah. Okay. 109 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:01,960 Party time, mother. 110 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:07,740 Right. I don't actually remember saying the word yes, but I feel like it would 111 00:06:07,740 --> 00:06:13,200 just be so much easier for my sanity if I just say, okay. So, I guess, yes, 112 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:14,360 they're coming. 113 00:06:14,740 --> 00:06:16,080 Cheers to Miami. 114 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:17,950 All right, mate, cheers. 115 00:06:19,370 --> 00:06:21,350 Turn up Israel. 116 00:06:21,850 --> 00:06:22,850 Turn up. 117 00:06:26,950 --> 00:06:27,950 Oh, 118 00:06:31,810 --> 00:06:32,810 there they are. 119 00:06:32,830 --> 00:06:33,830 Jalapeno, cilantro. 120 00:06:34,390 --> 00:06:35,249 Yeah. Yeah. 121 00:06:35,250 --> 00:06:36,250 Hey. 122 00:06:36,570 --> 00:06:37,710 Hi. Hi. 123 00:06:38,170 --> 00:06:41,410 How are you? Oh, my gosh, I'm going to wear a white dress. Really? Exactly like 124 00:06:41,410 --> 00:06:42,410 this. Okay, I'm glad you did. 125 00:06:42,590 --> 00:06:43,590 Hi. 126 00:06:44,180 --> 00:06:47,440 Hi. This is really hard to get. Your hair looks great. 127 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:50,600 Thank you. I think it was up when I saw you. I haven't washed it in like three 128 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:52,760 days, but there's just a lot of baby powder in there. 129 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:56,760 You know, there are a few things that I feel like I need to teach Vale about, 130 00:06:56,840 --> 00:07:01,000 sir. One, how to deal and drink wine while you work. 131 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:06,040 Two, how to call in ahead of time so someone can clock in for you when you're 132 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:06,999 running late. 133 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,320 And three, who to hate and who to like. 134 00:07:09,860 --> 00:07:11,080 Hi, how are you? 135 00:07:11,740 --> 00:07:12,740 Temporado. Sure. 136 00:07:13,260 --> 00:07:17,220 Did you want to order some food? Yeah, just a bunch of stuff to share. We do 137 00:07:17,220 --> 00:07:21,480 crispy brussel sprouts, the roasted beets. Is that good? The roasted beets 138 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:25,240 good, yeah. Thank you. You're welcome. So, Vale, we need to know more about 139 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:28,140 I went to Princeton University. 140 00:07:28,700 --> 00:07:29,960 Just Princeton. You went to Princeton? 141 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:31,240 Mm -hmm. 142 00:07:31,310 --> 00:07:32,530 Oh my God, why are you at Thur? 143 00:07:32,750 --> 00:07:35,950 What did you, wait, what did you study there? I studied architecture. 144 00:07:36,410 --> 00:07:38,730 Clearly not using it. Wow. 145 00:07:39,530 --> 00:07:44,290 You can't be that smart if you have to go host at Thur. Why not go do 146 00:07:44,290 --> 00:07:45,290 architecture? 147 00:07:46,330 --> 00:07:47,610 So how did you end up here? 148 00:07:48,010 --> 00:07:51,670 I got asked to do a silent film to playing an architect. 149 00:07:52,230 --> 00:07:54,050 And then, and then I just, 150 00:07:54,870 --> 00:07:58,570 that carrot's still there, you know, just a little bite, little bite. 151 00:07:58,850 --> 00:07:59,850 But you did soap opera? 152 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:01,299 I did. Which one? 153 00:08:01,300 --> 00:08:02,960 There's so many questions. I know. Sorry. 154 00:08:03,660 --> 00:08:05,820 They don't know you. They need to get to know you. 155 00:08:06,740 --> 00:08:10,060 I've been on a soap opera. I've been on primetime. I've had good films, go to 156 00:08:10,060 --> 00:08:14,360 Sundance. And I'm happy to be working at a restaurant in between because I think 157 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:18,160 it defines whether you really love acting enough to do the stuff that you 158 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:19,420 to do to get by in the down cycles. 159 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:21,820 How has it been so far working at SUR? 160 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:25,500 It's really hard to keep track because like there's so many people and there's 161 00:08:25,500 --> 00:08:28,560 obviously so many relationships going on because everyone's dating each other. 162 00:08:28,740 --> 00:08:33,000 What do you think of Jack? Have you been around him yet? I actually, despite 163 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:36,059 warnings, think he seems like a nice person. 164 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:45,700 Like how could you be naive to think that it's like a friendly thing? 165 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:48,840 Because people do change. Okay, not really though. Not him. 166 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:51,040 This is like his MO. 167 00:08:51,300 --> 00:08:54,760 This is what he does. He tells everyone he does a great cover. 168 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:58,280 I definitely feel like I'm getting recruited to fight other people's fight. 169 00:08:58,280 --> 00:09:02,180 wish that people would sort of let me figure things out for myself a bit 170 00:09:02,180 --> 00:09:04,360 everyone makes mistakes. It's human. 171 00:09:05,180 --> 00:09:09,680 All right. Bon appetit, guys. 172 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:15,260 You're still with your boyfriend whose name... 173 00:09:15,850 --> 00:09:19,450 Tom's friend. I don't really understand what Jack's done to you specifically. 174 00:09:20,070 --> 00:09:23,150 Tom and Jack went to Vegas a couple months ago. 175 00:09:23,710 --> 00:09:30,470 Jack went ahead and told people, made up a lie, and has now admitted to making 176 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:34,130 up a lie, that Tom had sex with a girl in Vegas. 177 00:09:34,630 --> 00:09:38,330 Oh, and he admitted that it was a lie. Just to be conniving and evil. 178 00:09:38,610 --> 00:09:43,390 I haven't really told Katie what I think because she hasn't asked me for my 179 00:09:43,390 --> 00:09:44,390 opinion. 180 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:46,100 But I think Schwartz is guilty. 181 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:51,420 I think that she's put so much into this relationship that she doesn't want to 182 00:09:51,420 --> 00:09:56,340 know. All of the recent events have brought up some of the under -the 183 00:09:56,340 --> 00:09:57,560 sort of issues that we've had. 184 00:09:57,800 --> 00:10:02,200 Jack just runs around, says whatever he wants about you, says whatever he wants 185 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:05,740 about me. You do nothing. For me, I still can't understand why you don't 186 00:10:05,740 --> 00:10:06,639 go kick his ass. 187 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:07,900 I'm insulted right now. 188 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:09,300 I'm insulted, actually. 189 00:10:09,540 --> 00:10:12,800 Because sometimes when we, like, talk, or even when we get to the point of 190 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:14,540 fighting, it's like we're speaking two different languages. 191 00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:19,700 Tom and I absolutely have some issues we need to work out, but my problem is 192 00:10:19,700 --> 00:10:21,220 that Jax is just a complete asshole. 193 00:10:21,540 --> 00:10:25,680 Maybe he's just trying to help his friend out. Jax does not know any of the 194 00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:28,760 inner workings of our relationship, no matter how much he tries to say he does. 195 00:10:28,900 --> 00:10:32,280 I know that if Jax could just disappear from the planet, that... 196 00:10:32,540 --> 00:10:34,240 Things with Tom and I would get so much better. 197 00:10:34,580 --> 00:10:37,900 Vale, I'm happy you had this dinner with us. This dinner was so good. 198 00:10:38,340 --> 00:10:39,680 This was a good girls' night. 199 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:43,340 It was a great girls' night. Hopefully you learned some lessons. Hopefully we 200 00:10:43,340 --> 00:10:45,900 let you know the right and wrong. 201 00:10:46,740 --> 00:10:49,380 Yeah. You know? I did. I know to stay away from Jack. 202 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:53,460 He has a motive, and he most likely will try to bang me. No, no, no. Just say 203 00:10:53,460 --> 00:10:54,620 no. No, just say no. 204 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:56,440 I think that would be perfect. 205 00:10:58,350 --> 00:11:02,230 Coming up... I'm trying to be reasonable about this, but we're already... Is 206 00:11:02,230 --> 00:11:03,970 this a man that you want to marry? 207 00:11:13,950 --> 00:11:14,470 OK, 208 00:11:14,470 --> 00:11:21,910 good. 209 00:11:22,090 --> 00:11:23,270 So you've got everything we wanted. 210 00:11:23,630 --> 00:11:24,630 I love that colour. 211 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:42,330 I'm very much a control freak. I admit that. If I could do every single thing 212 00:11:42,330 --> 00:11:46,010 myself, I would love to. I love this color here, don't you? 213 00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:47,149 Yeah, it looks great. 214 00:11:47,150 --> 00:11:47,889 It does. 215 00:11:47,890 --> 00:11:51,590 How many people came through during the Sunday? I think Sunday, like 800 to 1 216 00:11:51,590 --> 00:11:55,030 ,000 people walked through the door. I wish it was like that every Sunday. 217 00:11:55,030 --> 00:11:56,030 me too. 218 00:11:56,780 --> 00:11:57,860 Hi. Hello, darling. 219 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:01,500 Hey, can we talk? Sorry, I don't want to interrupt. No, no, it's okay. You can 220 00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:02,500 sit down for a minute. 221 00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:03,880 Okay. 222 00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:06,179 What's the matter? 223 00:12:06,180 --> 00:12:07,139 You look stressed. 224 00:12:07,140 --> 00:12:08,140 You look upset. Yeah. 225 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:09,440 Oh, yeah. What's the matter? 226 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:13,000 I mean, just this last week has just been, like, what I want to talk to you 227 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,900 about is just Jax. 228 00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:17,460 Jax? What did he do exactly? 229 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:19,800 Jax's hatred for me has grown. 230 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:24,360 He decided that he was going to make up a rumor that Tom, when they were in 231 00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:25,840 Vegas a few months ago, had sex. 232 00:12:26,460 --> 00:12:27,760 with one of his girlfriend's friends. 233 00:12:28,180 --> 00:12:30,480 Oh, for God's sake. So it's just being a dick. 234 00:12:30,740 --> 00:12:35,060 Jack has crossed the line to a point where it's like, I'm never going to be 235 00:12:35,060 --> 00:12:36,060 with Jack. 236 00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:40,300 What do you want me to do? I just was hoping that you'd move him over here. 237 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:43,500 It'd be easier if I didn't have to be around him. 238 00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:48,200 It's embarrassing having to ask Lisa to change the schedule for personal 239 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:52,120 reasons, but I would rather look unprofessional than let Jack ruin my 240 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:55,280 relationship. Let me ask you this. If you turn around to Tom Schwartz and you 241 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:58,020 said, okay, It's either Jax or me. Seriously. 242 00:12:58,260 --> 00:13:00,180 If you said that to him, what do you think he'd say? 243 00:13:02,420 --> 00:13:03,420 I don't know. 244 00:13:05,420 --> 00:13:07,040 He would probably choose Jax. 245 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:13,420 I mean, you're sleeping with him. You have a relationship with him. I know, 246 00:13:13,420 --> 00:13:14,800 that's why I don't want to do that. You have to be a priority. 247 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:17,220 Is this a man that you want to marry? 248 00:13:17,580 --> 00:13:18,580 Absolutely. 249 00:13:19,220 --> 00:13:23,440 I'm really invested in the relationship and the future and just, like, strongly 250 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:25,020 believe that this is the person I want to be with. 251 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:28,500 I'm having a hard time looking at this. Have you ever thought that maybe he's 252 00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:29,500 not? 253 00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:33,100 That's kind of what I'm thinking about now. 254 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:34,800 So that's the problem. 255 00:13:35,620 --> 00:13:37,080 It's not really Jack, is it? 256 00:13:37,820 --> 00:13:39,580 No. It's not that Tom's letting you down. 257 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:47,720 I've tried to see every angle of it. I've tried to be as diplomatic and 258 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:50,680 reasonable about this because this is someone I really care about. This 259 00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:52,160 relationship I really care about. 260 00:13:53,780 --> 00:13:55,660 My heart aches because of it. 261 00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:58,560 Oh, darling. 262 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:04,280 You will find out the answer. You will find out. 263 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:05,760 You will find out. 264 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:12,660 The man you marry puts you first. 265 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:15,260 And I wouldn't have it any other way if I were you. 266 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:18,420 Sometimes we know what to do. We just don't want to do it. 267 00:14:21,130 --> 00:14:25,150 I'm scared to find out what Tom really wants because what if he doesn't want 268 00:14:25,510 --> 00:14:26,830 Don't waste any more time. 269 00:14:27,630 --> 00:14:28,630 Yeah. 270 00:14:28,870 --> 00:14:33,050 Maybe I'm just not that person to him that he is to me. 271 00:14:43,270 --> 00:14:47,510 Has she heard anything yet? 272 00:14:47,980 --> 00:14:51,240 No, I felt like she just needs something she could like shake her ass to on 273 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:54,480 stage, you know, just like have fun, like work it out. 274 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:03,800 Hey. 275 00:15:04,940 --> 00:15:05,940 Hey. 276 00:15:06,620 --> 00:15:08,280 Is this my song? Yeah. 277 00:15:08,660 --> 00:15:09,860 How are you? 278 00:15:10,260 --> 00:15:15,320 I'm happy doing music. It's fun. It's more of a hobby. I can put out good 279 00:15:21,499 --> 00:15:22,499 I'm excited. 280 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:28,940 Hi. How are you? I was very specific with James with what I wanted in this 281 00:15:28,980 --> 00:15:32,680 I wanted the horn sound. I didn't want to sing as much. I wanted to do a little 282 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:33,539 more rapping. 283 00:15:33,540 --> 00:15:37,240 I just hope I love it because I don't want to hurt his feelings if it's really 284 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:40,520 bad. I'm thinking something for you. You need something that's still on that 285 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:43,720 radio high energy level that you've got, but something kind of badass. This 286 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:46,660 could be really big. That's what I'm hoping for. Do we have a title? 287 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,620 Shake That. Shake That. 288 00:16:02,290 --> 00:16:09,230 Do what you want, let me see you take that. Do what I 289 00:16:09,230 --> 00:16:10,550 need, let me see you take that. 290 00:16:20,890 --> 00:16:22,230 I'm blown away. 291 00:16:22,650 --> 00:16:28,130 James is a genius. I mean, he just produces the shit out of a song and can 292 00:16:28,130 --> 00:16:29,290 lyrics so fast. 293 00:16:29,730 --> 00:16:30,689 It's amazing. 294 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,250 Oh, my God, I love it. You like it? 295 00:16:32,530 --> 00:16:35,530 It's just like crunch time right now with all the competition that's out 296 00:16:35,530 --> 00:16:39,750 in the music industry. It's like, you know, I'm on my grind every day with 297 00:16:39,810 --> 00:16:41,130 and, like, I don't want anything more. 298 00:16:41,370 --> 00:16:44,110 You guys are getting married, for God's sake. Like, I respect you guys as a 299 00:16:44,110 --> 00:16:46,650 couple. And no one knows that it's going to... 300 00:16:46,890 --> 00:16:50,870 No RSVP back. Like, it has a stamp and an address. You just put it in the mail. 301 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:54,290 Right. I didn't realize how many I had left. I ordered way too many. 302 00:16:54,610 --> 00:16:55,750 What should I put on Christmas? 303 00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:57,750 Oh, God. 304 00:16:57,930 --> 00:16:59,750 I mean, look at those eyes. No crying. 305 00:17:01,950 --> 00:17:03,590 No drinking, no crying, no fighting. 306 00:17:05,329 --> 00:17:06,609 I'm still waiting on, like, 100. 307 00:17:14,730 --> 00:17:17,130 James and Kristen and Shay working on my new song. What's up? 308 00:17:19,210 --> 00:17:22,670 Is everything cool? 309 00:17:23,450 --> 00:17:28,750 Yeah, he texted me that last night. 310 00:17:29,150 --> 00:17:32,610 All I hear from Jax is how much he loves Tiffany and they just click. 311 00:17:33,130 --> 00:17:36,370 I do love you. I don't plan on dating anybody else. I don't want to date 312 00:17:36,370 --> 00:17:38,710 else. At this time, like, you're the only thing that's on my mind. 313 00:17:39,790 --> 00:17:43,570 And now we've all received text messages that they broke up. I can't keep up. 314 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:48,120 Is Jack cool? Does he seem okay? Or should I bring some vodka? 315 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:56,000 I love Jack. And Tom and I are really trying to rally and support him right 316 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:57,820 That's what friends do for each other. 317 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:00,440 Okay, cool. 318 00:18:00,540 --> 00:18:01,540 Bye. 319 00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:04,100 Jack texted me. He texted me last night. 320 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:08,080 Like, just out of nowhere, Cliff and I broke up. I'm very upset. 321 00:18:12,330 --> 00:18:15,110 To be honest, like, I was thinking that Tom and I, you know, need to have a 322 00:18:15,110 --> 00:18:19,390 little discussion before Miami, way before the wedding. Like, man -to -man 323 00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:22,410 conversation just in the back, really quick. Nothing, we don't need to get 324 00:18:22,490 --> 00:18:25,650 but, like, every time we're in the same room together, like, we feel this 325 00:18:25,650 --> 00:18:28,470 negativity. It's like this shadow that I just don't want. 326 00:18:28,990 --> 00:18:35,230 Tom will forgive Jack while he, Kristen, while Tom and Kristen were dating, yet 327 00:18:35,230 --> 00:18:36,270 he won't forgive me. 328 00:18:36,470 --> 00:18:39,870 It's preposterous. It's just baffling. I don't understand it. 329 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,260 God, it's like he's like a pussy or something. 330 00:18:43,660 --> 00:18:44,539 Coming out. 331 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:48,240 I feel like I've had to hide things from her. When I do try to talk, it's like 332 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:49,240 falling on deaf ears. 333 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:02,640 Hi. 334 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:04,100 Hi, I'm Dr. 335 00:19:04,260 --> 00:19:07,920 Engler. Katie. Katie, nice to meet you. Hey, Doctor, I'm Tom. Nice to meet you, 336 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,980 Tom. Come on in, guys. Have a seat right here. 337 00:19:10,740 --> 00:19:16,080 For me, therapy was kind of always, you know, a last resort. But then Katie had 338 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:20,880 a little conversation with Lisa, and now I find myself being dragged here. 339 00:19:21,220 --> 00:19:23,280 All right. How's it going? Tom and Katie. 340 00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:25,320 Yeah. How can I help you guys today? 341 00:19:28,940 --> 00:19:30,140 Well, um... 342 00:19:30,620 --> 00:19:35,400 Let me take this. I feel like we sort of, we felt like this was a great 343 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:38,880 opportunity for us to come and just kind of show off how perfect our 344 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:41,580 relationship is. Okay, this is what he's not supposed to do. 345 00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:48,760 No, we both have come to the conclusion that we really want to 346 00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:55,440 rebuild and reinvest in our relationship, but we struggle with some 347 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:58,920 sure as most couples do. We recently kind of reached like a crisis point 348 00:19:58,920 --> 00:19:59,920 we almost broke up. 349 00:20:00,140 --> 00:20:02,060 A lot of resentment. 350 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:05,480 I don't know, do I go into specifics? I've never done this before. 351 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:08,320 All I know about therapy is what I've seen in the movies. 352 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:14,580 Just the thought of having to talk about myself seriously is pretty unnerving. 353 00:20:15,020 --> 00:20:17,940 I'm scared of getting out of my comfort zone. 354 00:20:18,420 --> 00:20:22,060 One of his amazing qualities is that he isn't confrontational. So yeah, everyone 355 00:20:22,060 --> 00:20:27,220 always loves him. He's always this cool, fun guy. But it's different being in a 356 00:20:27,220 --> 00:20:31,060 relationship with someone where you need... Yeah. You've got to not kid 357 00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:35,720 I feel like often when I do try to talk, it's like falling on deaf ears. 358 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:39,380 It's always that I'm like this monster, and I'm just like, well, you're just 359 00:20:39,380 --> 00:20:42,680 this scared puppy that I can't talk to you about anything, because any time I 360 00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:46,260 try to talk about my feelings, oh, here we go again, and I'm like, no, I just 361 00:20:46,260 --> 00:20:47,119 want to talk. 362 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:49,540 So you agree with everything she's saying? Yeah, for sure. 363 00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:53,020 Okay. I love her. I just took her for granted. I just took Katie for granted. 364 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:54,440 Maybe I wasn't giving her. 365 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,080 The love that she deserves. 366 00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:57,139 What was happening? 367 00:20:57,140 --> 00:21:01,920 I think it was just like that barrier that I built up from the past. You built 368 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:06,120 up a wall and it's numbed out how you feel toward her. Yeah. In the past, I 369 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:07,380 like I've had to hide things from her. 370 00:21:07,660 --> 00:21:12,020 You know, he did make out with a girl. 371 00:21:12,420 --> 00:21:15,440 Gina said that you made out with someone. 372 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:16,840 That's not bullshit. 373 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:18,160 That's true. 374 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:26,460 The fact that he was upfront, honest with me about it, didn't lie about it, 375 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:28,580 didn't try to evade the conversation. 376 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:34,120 I am so reasonable when we can talk about it, and I feel like you're being 377 00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:38,280 with me. Do you also agree that the relationship feels like it's gone 378 00:21:38,700 --> 00:21:42,220 Well, yeah. I mean, we definitely, we've been together four years, and we live 379 00:21:42,220 --> 00:21:47,560 together, so it's kind of like not easy, but, you know, getting into that rut, 380 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:51,560 I'll be real honest about something. You know, I've felt... 381 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:59,880 some some forms of insecurity in our relationship because you know in terms 382 00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:05,780 like sexually like we don't like have that like I really miss feeling like 383 00:22:05,780 --> 00:22:12,580 desired I feel terrible about it I'm aware 384 00:22:12,580 --> 00:22:17,240 of this so and I've been making an effort to be to be more caring and just 385 00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:18,240 more intimate 386 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:23,220 And, like, honestly, as bad as this has all been lately, I feel like it was 387 00:22:23,220 --> 00:22:25,340 instrumental in us moving forward in our relationship. 388 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:28,400 In my head, I said, you know what, I'm going to make more of an effort to, 389 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:29,660 be more affectionate, more intimate. 390 00:22:29,940 --> 00:22:34,660 And, like, I just have felt like I've felt more desire towards her lately 391 00:22:34,660 --> 00:22:36,320 I've got a lot of this off my chest. 392 00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:39,930 Yes, okay. See, there's a connection there. Yeah. Right? 393 00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:44,610 That, like, let's let this past be ancient history and that moving forward, 394 00:22:44,610 --> 00:22:48,210 get out of these roles that you've put each other in where you're the monster 395 00:22:48,210 --> 00:22:52,390 and you're... The cowardly lion. But a new narrative for you guys, right? Where 396 00:22:52,390 --> 00:22:56,890 it's just two strong people who respect each other and provide a safe 397 00:22:56,890 --> 00:23:00,370 environment and stop attacking each other. Yeah, for sure. 398 00:23:01,010 --> 00:23:02,590 I want to start a new narrative. 399 00:23:03,130 --> 00:23:06,470 I'm kind of digging therapy, you know? It's like I can speak freely with my 400 00:23:06,470 --> 00:23:08,010 mind. I don't have to hold back. 401 00:23:08,210 --> 00:23:12,530 I feel cathartic. I feel like we actually got something accomplished. 402 00:23:13,030 --> 00:23:14,350 I love you. I love you. 403 00:23:15,610 --> 00:23:20,450 Tom and I both want our relationship to work. Neither one of us are prepared to 404 00:23:20,450 --> 00:23:24,270 leave it. But we also recognize that we're ill -equipped to do it on our own 405 00:23:24,270 --> 00:23:25,270 figure it all out. 406 00:23:26,090 --> 00:23:27,090 So you want to go have sex? 407 00:23:28,950 --> 00:23:30,930 We'll make out and see what happens from there. Okay. 408 00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:43,340 Oh, I brought you this. Oh, my God. Thank you. 409 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:46,820 You can't keep bartending with that nail polish on. I know. Dude, it's not 410 00:23:46,820 --> 00:23:47,820 coming off. 411 00:23:47,900 --> 00:23:50,700 I don't know what the deal is. Like, I actually... Put that in a bowl and, 412 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:51,720 soak it. 413 00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:53,420 It's coming off a little bit. 414 00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:55,240 Hey, what's up, man? 415 00:23:55,420 --> 00:23:56,920 Tom had a manicure gone bad. 416 00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:58,900 Dude, I can't get this nail polish off. 417 00:23:59,740 --> 00:24:02,820 You're still trying to get it off? Yeah. Get acetone? Yeah. 418 00:24:03,060 --> 00:24:06,940 I brought it. I'm like, just soak them in this and try. This is the second time 419 00:24:06,940 --> 00:24:09,800 I've tried this. What's going on? You guys broke up? 420 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,480 We're not broken up, but we're just trying to figure this out. 421 00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:18,740 Jax, you texted me at like four. 422 00:24:20,300 --> 00:24:21,840 Not a lot of ambiguity here. 423 00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:23,960 I broke up with Tiffany. 424 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:26,360 Tiffany and I just broke up. Plain as day. 425 00:24:27,060 --> 00:24:32,600 Last night, we just got in an argument, drank too much. I texted a lot of 426 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:33,600 people. You weren't the only ones. 427 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:35,400 Yeah, I know. You texted Kristen, too. 428 00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:38,500 I went down to San Diego to see Tiffany. You know, she kind of was, like, 429 00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:41,240 hesitant about seeing me. I'm like, I drove all this way. You told me to come 430 00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:41,919 see you. 431 00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:45,500 You know, we were going back and forth and fighting and arguing, but we kind of 432 00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:48,760 had a few drinks, and we talked things out. We just had to work it out. 433 00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:51,740 It's hard, man. It's hard to date someone out of state. 434 00:24:52,060 --> 00:24:55,400 It's not even out of state. It's a four -hour drive. Like, she's not that far, 435 00:24:55,580 --> 00:24:57,300 but it's still not down the street. 436 00:24:57,560 --> 00:25:00,060 I mean, it is out of state, though. Well, yeah, no, but I'm saying it's not, 437 00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:02,340 like, in New York. By the way, look, my nails. 438 00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:03,600 You're welcome. 439 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:04,880 Hey, how are you? 440 00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:07,059 How are you? 441 00:25:07,060 --> 00:25:10,820 Good, good. You and your girl broke up. Are you guys back on track? 442 00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:12,540 Did you text her, too? 443 00:25:13,940 --> 00:25:15,100 Yeah, everything's okay. 444 00:25:15,980 --> 00:25:19,700 Yeah, but other than that, let's grab some coffee and I'll tell you all about 445 00:25:19,700 --> 00:25:21,580 it. Okay, I'll talk to you later. All right, I'll talk to you later. 446 00:25:23,260 --> 00:25:26,260 Did it just get around to everybody that I... Dude, you called everyone. 447 00:25:27,060 --> 00:25:30,400 Are you sure you didn't text her? No, I don't... No, why would I text... No. 448 00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:32,319 Are you kidding me? 449 00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:35,960 Obviously he did, because I didn't, and she's not friends with anyone else. He's 450 00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:37,820 friends with Jax. We're trying to bang her. 451 00:25:39,180 --> 00:25:42,100 I'm not trying to bang her. I have a girlfriend. I'm very happy with that. 452 00:25:42,100 --> 00:25:44,520 last night you did it. I'm not doing that. No. 453 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:45,880 No. Maybe. 454 00:25:46,300 --> 00:25:47,300 No. 455 00:25:47,620 --> 00:25:51,520 Jax says he's not trying to bang Vale, but that's bullshit. 456 00:25:51,900 --> 00:25:56,180 He uses the breakup to get sympathy from the new girl that he wants to bang. 457 00:25:56,510 --> 00:26:00,850 James wants to talk to you, by the way. Yeah, I've heard that. His theory is if 458 00:26:00,850 --> 00:26:04,870 you can forgive Jax, why can't you forgive him? Me and Jax, we have a lot 459 00:26:04,870 --> 00:26:05,729 history together. 460 00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:10,290 And the thing is with James, what really bothers me about him, it's not the fact 461 00:26:10,290 --> 00:26:13,890 that him and Kristen are together. That's not what it is. I mean, yeah, 462 00:26:13,890 --> 00:26:15,130 annoying and that bothers me. 463 00:26:15,650 --> 00:26:18,310 It's just like it bothers her that you're with Ariana. 464 00:26:18,790 --> 00:26:19,790 Dude, Kristen... 465 00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:48,980 There's nothing about that guy that's legit. 466 00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:53,780 I'm like fake it till you make it kind of guy. And I don't have any time for 467 00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:54,780 that shit in my life. 468 00:27:06,580 --> 00:27:09,140 Hello, Peter. Hey, Lisa. How's it going? 469 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:10,600 Good. 470 00:27:10,820 --> 00:27:14,620 We have like 400 reservations tonight, so I'm a little bit... Don't complain. 471 00:27:14,860 --> 00:27:17,800 Don't complain when it's empty. Come on, I just want to have a quick shift you 472 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:18,980 around, see what's going on. 473 00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:24,500 I was a little surprised to see that Sir wasn't quite as busy as the last couple 474 00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:26,200 of years on Gay Pride Day. 475 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:27,960 You're stealing all the business over there. 476 00:27:29,700 --> 00:27:33,160 I need to redirect my energy at Sir, so to speak. 477 00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:34,720 Still dead flower here. 478 00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:36,300 Glasses, good or not? 479 00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:40,440 That's still not good enough. That's not seen. That's not seen. 480 00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:43,720 That's okay. 481 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:45,940 Who's doing the glasses? 482 00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:49,160 I don't know, I think that's fine. Well, that's okay, but that one's not. 483 00:27:49,460 --> 00:27:53,380 Okay, fine. Those two aren't good enough. So I want six out of six 484 00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:59,560 out of six, no, no, no. I cannot tell you how frustrated I get when I walk 485 00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:04,500 every restaurant I've ever owned and there's a glaring fault that just 486 00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:09,180 out at me. The music's too loud, the lights are too bright, and nobody else 487 00:28:09,180 --> 00:28:11,620 it. And I don't know why, but maybe... 488 00:28:11,930 --> 00:28:14,850 That's why I do what I do. I don't want to have dead flowers on the table. I'm 489 00:28:14,850 --> 00:28:17,970 being serious, okay? I get it. So make sure they're steaming the glasses 490 00:28:17,970 --> 00:28:19,710 properly. Make sure you're on it, okay? 491 00:28:19,930 --> 00:28:20,789 I will. 492 00:28:20,790 --> 00:28:21,790 Hey, Katie. 493 00:28:21,930 --> 00:28:22,930 Hey, Katie. 494 00:28:22,970 --> 00:28:24,590 Give me a second. One second. 495 00:28:24,790 --> 00:28:25,790 Hi. 496 00:28:26,010 --> 00:28:27,010 Hi. How's it going? 497 00:28:27,570 --> 00:28:29,610 You're not in trouble. Don't look at me like that. No. 498 00:28:30,050 --> 00:28:34,350 How's it going? Much better. Better? I had a breakthrough with Taz. Well, 499 00:28:34,350 --> 00:28:36,930 in pole position, exactly where you should have been. 500 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:40,400 Tom and I have been through some rough patches in the past, but this was 501 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:46,380 definitely the roughest. And I do feel that our relationship can overcome a lot 502 00:28:46,380 --> 00:28:48,000 of things now. So, thank you. 503 00:28:48,420 --> 00:28:49,420 You're welcome. 504 00:28:49,740 --> 00:28:52,540 He's so bloody lucky. Make him realize that. Don't you? 505 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,820 I'm serious. He is lucky. Off you go. 506 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:08,920 So where are you in from? 507 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:10,280 We're from Vancouver. 508 00:29:10,460 --> 00:29:11,780 Vancouver. Amazing. 509 00:29:14,140 --> 00:29:17,300 And then any appetizers right now or are you still looking the menu over? In the 510 00:29:17,300 --> 00:29:19,120 kimono room. 511 00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:21,540 Hi. Here. Hi, honey. 512 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:22,599 How's it going? 513 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:23,940 Not bad. How are you doing? Good. 514 00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:25,920 So I'm just trying to do this drag and drop thing. 515 00:29:26,140 --> 00:29:27,800 Are you sure you want to book at the manager? 516 00:29:28,140 --> 00:29:28,879 Okay, yeah. 517 00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:30,140 Have you done this system before? 518 00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:32,280 Yes. Yeah. What time's our last reservation? 519 00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:33,339 9 .30. 520 00:29:33,340 --> 00:29:35,380 Oh, nice. So we won't be here that late. 521 00:29:36,020 --> 00:29:37,940 No. Wait, can I ask you something? 522 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:43,920 Yeah. So I'm hanging out with Jax. Mm -hmm. And, you know, him and Tiffany 523 00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:45,340 up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever. 524 00:29:45,540 --> 00:29:47,080 Yeah. But you knew about it. 525 00:29:47,340 --> 00:29:49,640 Yeah, because he texted me. So he texted you. 526 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:54,160 I am in San Diego at the beach visiting a girl. 527 00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:55,460 I'm like, cool. 528 00:29:55,820 --> 00:29:57,640 Then I found out that girl was Tiffany. 529 00:29:58,020 --> 00:30:01,340 He told me he didn't text you. So he's like, did you tell Vale that we broke 530 00:30:01,460 --> 00:30:03,100 And I'm like, why would I tell Vale your business? 531 00:30:03,630 --> 00:30:05,290 Well, that is very entertaining. 532 00:30:05,770 --> 00:30:10,850 It's on my phone. I have a very strange and interesting comment to just let out 533 00:30:10,850 --> 00:30:13,450 lie because I have clear evidence. 534 00:30:13,670 --> 00:30:15,650 Yeah. Tiffany and I just broke up. 535 00:30:16,410 --> 00:30:19,470 See? I don't know why he would do that. Why would he say he didn't text me? I 536 00:30:19,470 --> 00:30:21,910 don't know why he does a lot of the things he does. Why would he do that? 537 00:30:21,910 --> 00:30:23,570 why Jax and I are friends. 538 00:30:24,110 --> 00:30:28,090 Two things happen when a new girl starts at Sir. Every click tries to get her on 539 00:30:28,090 --> 00:30:31,550 their team, and Jax tries to bang her. So Jax asked me to coffee. 540 00:30:32,220 --> 00:30:34,680 He just wants to put his cream in your coffee. That is disgusting. 541 00:30:35,740 --> 00:30:37,640 I can't believe you just went there. 542 00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:42,420 Coming up. You've been f***ing around on your girlfriend. Stop obsessing over my 543 00:30:42,420 --> 00:30:43,420 life. 544 00:30:47,700 --> 00:30:48,740 I just thought of something. 545 00:30:48,940 --> 00:30:50,040 We're like the babysitter's club. 546 00:30:50,260 --> 00:30:53,240 We are like the babysitter's club. You're Marianne. You're Dawn. 547 00:30:53,460 --> 00:30:54,460 Dawn the president. 548 00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:59,560 Kingston is the adorable one -year -old baby of my good friends Jen and Jeremy. 549 00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:01,020 I babysit all the time. 550 00:31:01,420 --> 00:31:02,500 I give him baths. 551 00:31:02,740 --> 00:31:03,740 I feed him. 552 00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:05,220 Not by my breast. 553 00:31:05,620 --> 00:31:07,420 He wants to play in your closet. Dress up. 554 00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:09,760 Okay. We should dress him up. Okay. 555 00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:11,820 Are we going to have a fashion show? 556 00:31:13,020 --> 00:31:14,020 Oh, my God. 557 00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:16,600 He looks like a little pimp. He looks like a little E .T. 558 00:31:17,420 --> 00:31:21,220 I'm not torturing Kingston by dressing him up. He likes it. I'm always right 559 00:31:21,220 --> 00:31:22,220 about everything. 560 00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:23,259 So I know. 561 00:31:23,260 --> 00:31:26,340 Can we juxtapose our pictures and do a who wore it better? Yeah. 562 00:31:26,540 --> 00:31:27,540 Based on my look. 563 00:31:31,150 --> 00:31:35,610 I feel like he reacts to Stassi the same way all guys react to Stassi. What? 564 00:31:35,710 --> 00:31:37,310 Love her one minute, hate her the next. 565 00:31:43,210 --> 00:31:44,210 Hi. 566 00:31:49,610 --> 00:31:50,610 Oh, hey. 567 00:31:50,990 --> 00:31:53,510 I totally brought a book because I thought you would be great. 568 00:31:53,730 --> 00:31:54,730 How are you? You look beautiful. 569 00:31:54,810 --> 00:31:55,609 Oh, thank you. 570 00:31:55,610 --> 00:31:56,409 You do too. 571 00:31:56,410 --> 00:31:58,810 Did you get a haircut or something? I did. I went on a little extreme. 572 00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:00,620 Yeah, it's crazy. 573 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,140 I know. The guys are a little too much off. 574 00:32:03,820 --> 00:32:06,380 We're going to San Diego this weekend, so I thought I'd get a little crazy. 575 00:32:06,700 --> 00:32:09,260 You're going to San Diego this weekend? No, I am going to San Diego this weekend 576 00:32:09,260 --> 00:32:10,179 with the guys. 577 00:32:10,180 --> 00:32:14,520 Oh. We're doing a guy's trip to San Diego, kind of like just a full -on 578 00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:16,480 weekend. So I figured, you know. 579 00:32:17,340 --> 00:32:21,500 My first impression of Jack is that he's kind of like the cat that got the 580 00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:24,940 canary. He's really self -satisfied, bordering on cocky. 581 00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:27,460 I'm going to get to the bottom of it, but not be the canary. 582 00:32:28,270 --> 00:32:30,510 I would like an espresso with an extra shot, no foam. 583 00:32:30,710 --> 00:32:32,070 Do you have chamomile tea? Yeah, we do. 584 00:32:32,270 --> 00:32:34,970 Okay. All right, I'll get it for you on the side. Thank you so much. You're 585 00:32:34,970 --> 00:32:36,570 welcome. I know I sound kind of nasally. Why? 586 00:32:36,830 --> 00:32:39,650 I had to get my nose cauterized. Wait, your nose what? 587 00:32:40,010 --> 00:32:41,010 Cauterized. What does that mean? 588 00:32:41,430 --> 00:32:43,170 What does cauterized mean? I don't know what that means. 589 00:32:43,430 --> 00:32:46,510 I just got my nose done. Okay, maybe cauterized isn't a normal word. It's 590 00:32:46,510 --> 00:32:50,530 mercury nitrate, and it basically is burning a wound so that the vessel 591 00:32:50,530 --> 00:32:51,530 up. Oh, my God. 592 00:32:51,610 --> 00:32:54,870 Yeah, probably from doing too much blow back in the day. 593 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:59,100 That's really what's refreshing about Bail is because she's not, like, in 594 00:32:59,100 --> 00:33:02,380 about her past. She's pretty open about it. She's like, listen, I did A, B, C, 595 00:33:02,380 --> 00:33:03,199 and D. 596 00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:04,420 Yeah, I was pretty screwed up. 597 00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:06,260 But, you know, I'm trying to better myself. 598 00:33:06,540 --> 00:33:07,540 And I can really respect that. 599 00:33:07,700 --> 00:33:08,700 But what happened to your nose? 600 00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:10,720 I had a problem breathing, too. I couldn't breathe. 601 00:33:10,940 --> 00:33:13,220 And I don't want to blame it on my... What's in common? 602 00:33:13,580 --> 00:33:17,380 I don't want to blame it on my past of partying too much. I really couldn't 603 00:33:17,380 --> 00:33:18,680 breathe because I had a deviated septum. 604 00:33:18,900 --> 00:33:20,880 I was fine a couple days. It's no closer to you. 605 00:33:21,180 --> 00:33:22,320 I have, like, no surgery. 606 00:33:22,780 --> 00:33:23,940 Thank you. 607 00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:25,670 Thank you very much. You're welcome. 608 00:33:26,070 --> 00:33:30,110 Like, everyone at CERT tells me to watch out for you. You have a reputation that 609 00:33:30,110 --> 00:33:33,270 precedes you, which is why I wore my hot pink engagement ring, just so you know 610 00:33:33,270 --> 00:33:33,889 I'm taken. 611 00:33:33,890 --> 00:33:34,769 Oh, okay. 612 00:33:34,770 --> 00:33:35,770 Stay away. 613 00:33:35,890 --> 00:33:36,709 I know. 614 00:33:36,710 --> 00:33:38,730 There's two sides to every story, and there's the truth. 615 00:33:39,030 --> 00:33:43,750 But I don't judge because, like, I mean, I know where I've come from, and I make 616 00:33:43,750 --> 00:33:45,790 up my own mind about people based on my... 617 00:33:46,740 --> 00:33:47,740 experience with them. 618 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:52,280 Gossip, if you look at it through like a sociological standpoint and theory on 619 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,840 why people gossip, it ties them together and it gives them a sense of community. 620 00:33:55,100 --> 00:33:58,440 The problem is they don't really believe that people can change and grow. 621 00:33:58,700 --> 00:34:03,780 Vale is extremely intelligent, way more intelligent than I am. So far, I think 622 00:34:03,780 --> 00:34:04,780 you're great. 623 00:34:05,900 --> 00:34:09,580 I think Katie's friendship wouldn't exist without Gotham. What they don't 624 00:34:09,580 --> 00:34:14,159 about Vale is she lived a pretty extreme hard lifestyle. She kind of likes the 625 00:34:14,159 --> 00:34:18,400 bad. So when they're telling her all these things about me, that's actually 626 00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:19,480 probably intriguing her. 627 00:34:19,699 --> 00:34:23,020 I have one little thing. I have to call you out on because apparently you've 628 00:34:23,020 --> 00:34:25,960 been saying that I lied and you didn't tell me that you and Tiffany broke up. 629 00:34:26,199 --> 00:34:29,679 I said you lied? Tiffany and I just broke up. 630 00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:34,520 I just didn't want to talk about it right then because I didn't want to let 631 00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:37,380 and Sheena know that I was talking to you about that. All right, just don't 632 00:34:37,380 --> 00:34:40,659 me look like I lied. No, no, no, I couldn't explain it to you because I was 633 00:34:40,659 --> 00:34:42,280 like, yeah, no, no, no. 634 00:34:42,500 --> 00:34:43,659 Did I text Vale? 635 00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:46,040 Yes, I did. 636 00:34:47,340 --> 00:34:49,060 So where did you leave it now? 637 00:34:51,580 --> 00:34:54,880 It's not... You just looked at me like I was... Because I don't know. I don't 638 00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:57,440 know what's going on. Like, I don't want to try so damn hard. Like, you 639 00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:59,980 shouldn't have to try so hard. She should be trying too, though. 640 00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:03,480 You're accepting a relationship that is not really well -matched for you, making 641 00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:04,880 you completely fulfilled and happy. 642 00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:09,640 I've been warned about Jack. 643 00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:14,580 So far, all I see is a nice guy, but he definitely seems like a guy who gets to 644 00:35:14,580 --> 00:35:15,578 getting what he wants. 645 00:35:15,580 --> 00:35:17,740 You should stop wasting your time. You're not a spring chicken. 646 00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:26,080 But I do also have a problem of being a little bit needy. So maybe find someone 647 00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:30,400 that's more suited towards, like, affection and warmth and, like, that's 648 00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:31,880 nature. That would be a smart choice. 649 00:35:32,300 --> 00:35:34,620 And I want you to meet my parents. Because, like, you know. 650 00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:36,460 We are, like, getting serious. 651 00:36:02,700 --> 00:36:05,060 Hello, so you're doing your job properly? 652 00:36:05,380 --> 00:36:09,380 Yes, Peter is making it very clear that these need to be extra polished. 653 00:36:09,700 --> 00:36:12,300 Look at that, these flowers are dead, take them out. 654 00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:14,780 Don't just do what you've been told, look at everything. 655 00:36:15,260 --> 00:36:18,560 All the flowers will be changed to par and then I'll change all the candles too 656 00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:20,740 and I'll make sure all the papers are a lot better also. 657 00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:26,000 I like to keep these kids on their toes, and I'm very much aware when the cat's 658 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,780 away, the mice will play. Everything will be 100 % next time you walk in, I 659 00:36:28,780 --> 00:36:33,260 promise. Well, this cat is back, and playtime for the mice is over. I've got 660 00:36:33,260 --> 00:36:37,180 go. I've got to pass you a pump, okay? I'm just keeping my eye on you, okay? 661 00:36:37,260 --> 00:36:39,560 Don't tell anyone you saw me. I'm in and out, all right? All right. 662 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:41,280 Thanks, Lisa. 663 00:36:50,299 --> 00:36:51,840 Love making those mojitos. 664 00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:54,960 Oi. 665 00:36:56,140 --> 00:36:58,400 Um, you think we can chat for, like, two minutes if you're not busy? 666 00:36:59,260 --> 00:37:00,520 Um, okay. 667 00:37:02,620 --> 00:37:03,620 You good for a second? 668 00:37:09,300 --> 00:37:12,460 So, what's up, man? Not much. I mean, like, honestly, we haven't really gotten 669 00:37:12,460 --> 00:37:14,880 chance to, like, talk to each other since, like, ever, really. 670 00:37:15,240 --> 00:37:16,820 Um, shade. 671 00:37:17,399 --> 00:37:21,480 Bachelor party's coming up in Miami, and obviously it puts pressure on me 672 00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:25,520 because you, Tom, and Jack, and then Shay's going to be there, and then I'm 673 00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:29,220 friends with Shay, obviously, and it's like, I just don't want anything kind of 674 00:37:29,220 --> 00:37:31,600 to blow up. Yeah, I thought we talked about that. 675 00:37:32,100 --> 00:37:37,240 Well, we didn't really talk about it, Tom. Well, no, we just said we'll go 676 00:37:37,240 --> 00:37:40,420 to how it was, and it was never annoying. Ignoring each other. 677 00:37:41,100 --> 00:37:45,160 I feel like you've got so much hatred towards me when it's like, Jax did this 678 00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:46,340 you while you were with Kristen. 679 00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:49,460 First of all, I'm going to stop you right there. There are a lot of 680 00:37:49,460 --> 00:37:53,740 between the situation with you and Jax. I don't need somebody like you in my 681 00:37:53,740 --> 00:37:55,720 life, man. I don't need to be cool with you. 682 00:37:56,220 --> 00:37:59,500 Kristen is at the point right now where she's a f***ing kamikaze pilot. 683 00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:04,900 She does not give a f*** about making herself look bad as long as I look bad 684 00:38:04,900 --> 00:38:05,799 the process. 685 00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:06,900 I'm just telling you, man. 686 00:38:07,260 --> 00:38:11,360 She came after my life and my happiness and my, like, relationship with Ariana. 687 00:38:11,580 --> 00:38:13,800 Do you think I'm proud of that? Do you think I'm proud of that? Do you think 688 00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:14,738 that makes me happy? 689 00:38:14,740 --> 00:38:18,700 No, of course not. I'm a boyfriend, dude, and I have to sit there and hear 690 00:38:18,700 --> 00:38:20,960 how... That is not my fault. Stop. 691 00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:22,900 I feel for you on that. 692 00:38:23,180 --> 00:38:27,000 When Tom says things like he feels bad for me, that his girlfriend's obsessed 693 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:31,100 with another man, you know, meaning himself, you know, I just find it 694 00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:32,880 because she's not. You know, Kristen's obsessed with me. 695 00:38:33,240 --> 00:38:36,660 Kristen's screaming my name in bed. I just don't want you to have this hatred 696 00:38:36,660 --> 00:38:38,320 towards me, dude. This negativity. 697 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,000 I don't like you. 698 00:38:40,140 --> 00:38:43,240 I know you don't. I don't like you either. But it doesn't mean you need to 699 00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:45,500 me. Dude, I don't hate you because that actually requires thought. 700 00:38:45,900 --> 00:38:48,180 I don't hate you. Okay, fine. So we'll leave it at that. 701 00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:52,540 Why is James pissed at me? 702 00:38:53,700 --> 00:38:57,240 I'm not the problem. The problem is and always will be Kristen. 703 00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:58,520 I've got to clock in. I'm late. 704 00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:00,038 What's up, dude? 705 00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:01,260 Hey, how's it going, man? 706 00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:02,618 Uh, good, man. 707 00:39:02,620 --> 00:39:05,960 James was trying to talk to me, man. It didn't go up. I just don't like the 708 00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:06,879 dude. 709 00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:11,080 I told him, I'm like, you realize that Kristen's a kamikaze pilot. 710 00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:14,360 She doesn't care about his feelings. She only cares about me and Ariana's 711 00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:17,220 relationship. Like, you know what I mean? She'll do whatever it takes to 712 00:39:17,220 --> 00:39:18,440 that up. Yeah. 713 00:39:20,580 --> 00:39:24,000 So, um, not only did I just talk to... 714 00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:27,740 Yeah, not only did I just talk to James outside, I also was kind of listening in 715 00:39:27,740 --> 00:39:30,840 on your conversation. Oh, I know you were. I felt your presence around the 716 00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:34,240 corner. What he didn't say was you've been f***ing around on your girlfriend, 717 00:39:34,380 --> 00:39:38,560 and he was man enough to not bring that up just now. All the weird a** that you 718 00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:40,320 did in Miami that we all know to be true. 719 00:39:40,540 --> 00:39:41,540 It's not true, Kristen. 720 00:39:41,620 --> 00:39:45,180 Well, it is true, and it will come full circle because the truth always 721 00:39:45,180 --> 00:39:47,660 prevails. Stop obsessing over my life. 722 00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:53,290 Coming up. You run away because you can't handle the f***. Kristen, get a 723 00:39:53,310 --> 00:39:54,690 Get a life. Stay away from me. 724 00:39:59,270 --> 00:40:03,330 What he didn't say was you've been f***ing around on your girlfriend and he 725 00:40:03,330 --> 00:40:06,990 man enough to not bring that up just now. All the weird ass s*** that you did 726 00:40:06,990 --> 00:40:11,130 Miami that we all know to be true. It's not true, Kristen. Well, it is true and 727 00:40:11,130 --> 00:40:13,810 it will come full circle because the truth always prevails. 728 00:40:14,230 --> 00:40:17,010 Kristen tells me at work last night. 729 00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:20,200 that Tom and some girl in Miami had hooked up. 730 00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:22,980 Well, I'll just read exactly what she wrote. You slept with him, right? 731 00:40:23,420 --> 00:40:25,900 She said, yes, I have his number and text. 732 00:40:26,540 --> 00:40:30,720 Stop obsessing over my life. I'm sorry you're not happy. And I'm sorry you 733 00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:34,040 have sex with me. Why do you give a shit that I'm dating him? I don't care. 734 00:40:34,380 --> 00:40:35,299 I don't care. 735 00:40:35,300 --> 00:40:38,880 Then be nice to him. I don't have to be nice to him. I mean, Kristen should just 736 00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:40,940 move the fuck on. 737 00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:45,040 Unfortunately, Kristen is not smart enough to realize this. 738 00:40:45,370 --> 00:40:49,050 You are crazy, Kristen. That's why you pursue people and hunt them down. And 739 00:40:49,050 --> 00:40:52,370 still obsessed over my life. And come over to my house with your tits hanging 740 00:40:52,370 --> 00:40:53,288 out. 741 00:40:53,290 --> 00:40:54,470 Did you have any change of address? 742 00:40:55,150 --> 00:40:59,750 Over a week ago. You haven't lived here in six months, so... I can't talk to you 743 00:40:59,750 --> 00:41:02,250 because you're the only one that actually makes sense in your own world. 744 00:41:02,250 --> 00:41:05,090 all you want to do is bring me down. Your point in life right now... Me bring 745 00:41:05,090 --> 00:41:08,930 you down? I don't even talk about you, Kristen. I don't ever talk about you. So 746 00:41:08,930 --> 00:41:11,890 just stay the f*** away from me. And no, I don't have to be cool with James. 747 00:41:12,090 --> 00:41:13,470 Get out the f*** out of my face. 748 00:41:13,690 --> 00:41:17,220 You're a f***. Listen, you need to grow the f*** up, bro. You need to wake up 749 00:41:17,220 --> 00:41:20,440 and just be a f***ing man and stop worrying about me, dude. I don't care 750 00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:21,800 you because you annoy me, James. 751 00:41:22,020 --> 00:41:25,120 You annoy me. You guys annoy me. You annoy me. The way you treat her annoys 752 00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:28,180 Everything about you annoys me. The way you do your hair every day annoys me. 753 00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:29,240 I'm out of here, man. 754 00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:32,380 I'm out of here. I don't want to talk to you. You run away because you can't 755 00:41:32,380 --> 00:41:36,080 handle the f***ing truth. Get a life. Get a life. Stay away from me. Get away. 756 00:41:36,140 --> 00:41:38,060 Keep cheating on your f***ing girlfriend. Oh, my God, Kristen. 757 00:41:38,940 --> 00:41:41,960 Tom cheated on me with five girls that I know of. 758 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:43,500 Why wouldn't he cheat on Ariana? 759 00:41:43,900 --> 00:41:50,040 I cannot wait to see the look on Ariana's face when it's in go time. When 760 00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:53,460 truth will come out and he's going to be like, uh, speechless. 761 00:41:58,860 --> 00:42:00,780 Next time on Vanderpump Rules. 762 00:42:01,020 --> 00:42:03,220 Well, the wedding is actually a month from today. 763 00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:07,380 Don't let any of the girls, the bitchiness, don't let it ruin your day. 764 00:42:07,380 --> 00:42:10,520 you would like to come to the bachelorette party. 765 00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:15,720 Do you think I want to hang out with Kristen? I didn't think I'd want to. 766 00:42:15,720 --> 00:42:18,500 you. Once I feel betrayed, it's done. 767 00:42:18,740 --> 00:42:20,880 I guess I just choose my friends wisely. 768 00:42:21,240 --> 00:42:22,240 That's why you don't have that many. 769 00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:25,660 We're on our way to San Diego. 770 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,500 These girls are rowdy, man. 771 00:42:31,720 --> 00:42:35,440 Jack's hooked up with the most bootleg chick in the club. 772 00:42:35,900 --> 00:42:37,840 Oh, my God. I'm so glad Tiffany did not see that. 773 00:42:38,100 --> 00:42:39,100 Did y 'all behave? 774 00:42:39,140 --> 00:42:40,920 Tom thinks that Jack's did something. 775 00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:43,660 Fish out of this chick in the bathroom. 776 00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:47,800 You're saying that you did not get that girl in the bathroom? No, no. 777 00:42:48,060 --> 00:42:50,040 He is completely full of shit. 778 00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:54,620 To see more of Vanderpump Rules, go to bravotv .com.